Sila (Sir M and Sir C) ang may hawak noon (Windows Lab). Asan na sila?
-Sir JQ
Mabuhay ang Open Source! :D
Thursday, October 9, 2008
This takes the cake.
Heto ang linya ng aming iginagalang na boss kanina habang nire-reminisce namin ang mga good old times dito sa Room 506 kasama ang aming former faculty.
Mabuhay ang Open Source! :D
Mabuhay ang Open Source! :D
Thursday, September 11, 2008
When the cat is at Vietnam...
... the mice will come in work late.
... some mice will not come into work at all.
... the mice will eat late breakfast.
... the mice will eat early lunch.
... the mice will have two-hour lunches.
... the mice will have one-hour intervals between meals.
... the mice will "program" their Pokédex.
... the mice will "design" their Friendster layout.
... the mice will go home one or two hours earlier than usual.
... the mice will be noisy inside the lab.
... the mice will surf the Internet the whole day.
... the mice will consume each bit of bandwidth they could have.
... the mice will do small work.
Or the best,
... the mice will not do any work at all!
... some mice will not come into work at all.
... the mice will eat late breakfast.
... the mice will eat early lunch.
... the mice will have two-hour lunches.
... the mice will have one-hour intervals between meals.
... the mice will "program" their Pokédex.
... the mice will "design" their Friendster layout.
... the mice will go home one or two hours earlier than usual.
... the mice will be noisy inside the lab.
... the mice will surf the Internet the whole day.
... the mice will consume each bit of bandwidth they could have.
... the mice will do small work.
Or the best,
... the mice will not do any work at all!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
What do you see in an old lady? Nothing. - Chicken Soup # 3
Again, yet another personification, allusion, metaphor, simile, whatever one might call it, but as always, such terms always imply more than what it actually means. In fact, it actually implies things that are not what it means!
But enough of that, allow me to share today's gist of nonsense, after withering myself in some senseless task: What does one see in an old lady?
Old ladies are refined, sophisticated, and shall we say, admirable aspects of society. Without them, there would be no touch of glamor and eccentricity in any community. They are icons to be respected, goddesses to be admired, for without them most of us wouldn't even perchance be existing right now! We can safely say that old ladies are exquisite... objects.
They used to be beautiful women and ladies in their time as well, and men would definitely fall in love (I refuse to make use of the actual term! LOL) with such beauty. Surely men might have once or twice expressed his desire and passion over such a lovely woman. Perhaps she might have turned him down and chose to live the rest of her days as a maiden or perhaps she might have walked the aisle with another man - one whom she chooses to be with better. That only the past can tell.
But whatever the past, present, or future of these old ladies may be, society has already made them a respectable part of every community and quite regarded in the highest by everyone - from children to ordinary people such as us. Quite remarkable!
And as always, such statements will end this rambling of nonsense.
But enough of that, allow me to share today's gist of nonsense, after withering myself in some senseless task: What does one see in an old lady?
Old ladies are refined, sophisticated, and shall we say, admirable aspects of society. Without them, there would be no touch of glamor and eccentricity in any community. They are icons to be respected, goddesses to be admired, for without them most of us wouldn't even perchance be existing right now! We can safely say that old ladies are exquisite... objects.
They used to be beautiful women and ladies in their time as well, and men would definitely fall in love (I refuse to make use of the actual term! LOL) with such beauty. Surely men might have once or twice expressed his desire and passion over such a lovely woman. Perhaps she might have turned him down and chose to live the rest of her days as a maiden or perhaps she might have walked the aisle with another man - one whom she chooses to be with better. That only the past can tell.
But whatever the past, present, or future of these old ladies may be, society has already made them a respectable part of every community and quite regarded in the highest by everyone - from children to ordinary people such as us. Quite remarkable!
And as always, such statements will end this rambling of nonsense.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Submarines: Nonsense in the Deep - Chicken Soup # 2
We are gaining reputation and patronage, peeps! Ang ating daily primetime ratings ay lumalampas na sa ordinary as we continue to gain more and more bored and tired, frustrated programmers looking for some fun!
Today's interesting bowl of chicken soup serves a really deep meaning - deep, if you get what I mean. Allow me to share the wonder - of submarines.
Subs, as they are commonly called, are vessels used for undersea warfare and exploration. Submarino in Filipino, at sila ay madalang makita dito sa Pilipinas, unless you will count the flight of the Commonwealth presidents via sub during the early wars. Not that we can't afford one, but maybe they've remained sunk for years we barely notice they're there at all!
Which brings us to the point of this nonsense - submarines were meant not to be noticed. Kaya nga sila nasa ilalim ng dagat e! It takes SONAR and all that techno-shit just to detect them, and it takes more weapons to destroy them - like dropping drums in the water, for example. If we are to put that to more nonsense context, take a person for example, taking care not to be noticed whilst he does his sabotage missions - now how destructive or how creative this sabotage may be I'll leave your imaginations to find out.
Yes... the ever-famed "Diskarteng Submarino!" hits this bit of information right on the spot. When someone does highly destructive activities right under a person's nose and within his attention, that subtly captures the essence.
So... I now take my bow as you digest that soup of nonsense, lalo na sa mga nasa ilalim ngayon. Hahahahah!
Today's interesting bowl of chicken soup serves a really deep meaning - deep, if you get what I mean. Allow me to share the wonder - of submarines.
Subs, as they are commonly called, are vessels used for undersea warfare and exploration. Submarino in Filipino, at sila ay madalang makita dito sa Pilipinas, unless you will count the flight of the Commonwealth presidents via sub during the early wars. Not that we can't afford one, but maybe they've remained sunk for years we barely notice they're there at all!
Which brings us to the point of this nonsense - submarines were meant not to be noticed. Kaya nga sila nasa ilalim ng dagat e! It takes SONAR and all that techno-shit just to detect them, and it takes more weapons to destroy them - like dropping drums in the water, for example. If we are to put that to more nonsense context, take a person for example, taking care not to be noticed whilst he does his sabotage missions - now how destructive or how creative this sabotage may be I'll leave your imaginations to find out.
Yes... the ever-famed "Diskarteng Submarino!" hits this bit of information right on the spot. When someone does highly destructive activities right under a person's nose and within his attention, that subtly captures the essence.
So... I now take my bow as you digest that soup of nonsense, lalo na sa mga nasa ilalim ngayon. Hahahahah!
Friday, August 1, 2008
Collective Senselessness: Chicken Soup # 1
Greetings and salutations, bored and tired readers! Today we celebrate the opening of our little insane hideaway, where sheer boredom is cured by thick humor and tiredness is replaced with exaggerated hilarity!
Once in a while we may be using Taglish or posts in Filipino to enforce most of the sense (if any) and the humor of our posts, thus in advance we are extending our apologies to anyone who might accidentally come across this little cafe of madness. Pasensya na, talagang mas masaya kapag ganto ang pagkakasabi e. Hahaha!
*Ahem* Now we begin our series of nonsense events XD - summarized versions lang sila lahat since over the past few days we have been having multiple nonsense thoughts before we even thought of transcribing them into a blog... imagine, what better content in a blog than nonsense?
Once in a while we may be using Taglish or posts in Filipino to enforce most of the sense (if any) and the humor of our posts, thus in advance we are extending our apologies to anyone who might accidentally come across this little cafe of madness. Pasensya na, talagang mas masaya kapag ganto ang pagkakasabi e. Hahaha!
*Ahem* Now we begin our series of nonsense events XD - summarized versions lang sila lahat since over the past few days we have been having multiple nonsense thoughts before we even thought of transcribing them into a blog... imagine, what better content in a blog than nonsense?
- The Chameleon - it is quite interesting how these animals alter their skin and change color to match the environment. Of course, pwede pa syang magkaron ng iba pang implications, diba? Like, pagtatago. Paglilihim. Parang chameleon, diba? Get it? Chameleon? Hahahaha!
- The Monitor - a computer is never complete without a monitor. Without a monitor, we wouldn't see what the computer is doing at all! Syempre, meron din yang special connotation - an observer, a watcher of sorts - things, places... or people. Special people.
- http://localhost - Also known as address 127.0.0.1, it's where our built-in web servers are accessible. Local Host, pag pinaghiwalay mo. A host accessible locally. Need I say more? But of course, it's used for almost every website development team, just like we do! Day after day nagsesetup kami ng bagong mga sites for development at nagweweb development from there on :D
- The Teddy Bear - Huggable, Kissable. Fluffy and Brown. That's what they call a teddy bear. Commonly favored by women, and quite adored by little girls too. Meron din namang mga tao na sing-cute ng teddy bear - pwedeng ma-pinch, pwedeng ma-hug, pwedeng ma-kiss. Meron din namang sin-laki lang din ng teddy bear (OMG CUTE!) .Kulang nalang hiwain sila at alamin kung meron silang stuffing sa loob, diba? 'Cause they're so sweet and cute and lovely, they can't be resisted at all!
- Ang 'Kwan' ni "A" -
Out of censorship for our readers we will just dub it as "A" instead of the full detail (pero syempre alam na to ng iba). 'Kwan' is a term we use for something that is - indescribable - when you cannot find the right words for something you want to say, you use 'Kwan'. Plain and simple - ang kwan ni "A". Hahahaha! - Let's Volt-In! - Quite remembered from the famed anime series, many connotations have sprung from such simple words, like putting things together or pag naglalaro ng kuryente. Pero most common uses include - well - pagsasama! Fusion!
- Ang 'Kwan' ni 'Kwan' ni "A" - This slightly complicates matters in relationships, pero kung sino man yung kwan ni "A", yun yung kwan niya! LOL
- Fuego! - A Spanish term for 'Fire!', it's a term for old-fashioned firing squads. Ah, but what is to be fired? Rifles? Cannons? Use your imagination!
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